Dear Younger Self
Before you start typing the post entitled ‘Dear Younger Self’, please consider addressing it to a version of yourself who is more than 30 seconds younger than you. That way, when you get to this point, you will have something more useful to say than ‘don’t put that in your mouth, it’s not a truffle’.
Anyway, must go. It’s time to bleach my tongue again.
All the best for your future