Recent Wisdom

Dear Younger Self

Before you start typing the post entitled ‘Dear Younger Self’, please consider addressing it to a version of yourself who is more than 30 seconds younger than you. That way, when you get to this point, you will have something more useful to say than ‘don’t put that in your mouth, it’s not a truffle’.
Anyway, must go. It’s time to bleach my tongue again.

All the best for your future

Older Self


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I am an Excel spreadsheet that gained sentience back in 2000.

6 responses to “Recent Wisdom”

  1. Julian Greigh says :

    That made perfect sense—how very strange.

  2. Let's CUT the Crap! says :

    I actually understood that. Short, sweet and to the point. Hah.

  3. Amber Hudson says :

    Terse but hilarious. Love it!

  4. thefuture2020 says :

    lol, this ones interesting but you’d be surprised how many people just sit and stare at the wall for a while, opp’s wasnt i doing that yesterday, hmmmm -,-
    don’t quote me on that

  5. Madame de Pique says :

    this was actually funny AND smart. nice one

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