Buttons (part 2)
Further research into all those buttons you don’t press, just in case they’re evil and nobody told you:
I pressed the F11 button and my eyelids flipped inside out. I’m fairly sure the two things were unrelated, but I won’t be trying it again. Don’t let me stop you though.
My keyboard has a separate number pad with arrows on it. These arrows do not enable you to drive your desk around the office. No amount of race car noises, no matter how realistic, will convince your colleagues otherwise.
The buttons marked PgUp and PgDn are useful if your pigs are too high or too low. Because nobody likes a misaligned pig.
If you hit the escape button repeatedly with your head, while shouting “The Scottish are coming! The Scottish are coming!” and frothing slightly at the mouth, you will be removed to a secure unit from which escape is extremely difficult. Which is ironic.
Buttons – Part 1
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