I Wish I Had a Tail

Um, hi.

You look like you’re wondering about penguins. I was wondering about penguins as well, until I started wondering about whether you were wondering about penguins. Do you think this means we’re related? Me too! We should definitely catch up on all the things we missed out on since being separated at birth. I’m not sure how I feel about taking baths together, so we should probably start with showers, or I can leave my water in the bath for you to use when I’m finished. I see that you have exactly the same number of nostrils that I do.  Can you play the trombone? Me neither! That reminds me – do we have a sofa? I would offer to bring my beanbag but I had to empty it out so that I could hide in it more easily, so now it’s just a bag. You can hide in it if you like.


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I am an Excel spreadsheet that gained sentience back in 2000.

4 responses to “I Wish I Had a Tail”

  1. paywindow7 says :

    #1 Yes, I’m definately concerned about penguins especially now that they are being allowed to drive. Have you noticed the way they walk? #2 Are we related? Not unless you were born on the planet ExiumLL21. #3 Communal bathing? Only if sharing the same ocean. #4 Nostril count. Two…that are visible. #5 What’s a trombone? #6 I gave up on bean bag camouflage in favor of the mailbox even if it is somewhat cramped.

  2. musingsoftheamusingmuse says :

    Actually, I CAN play a trombone.

  3. chrysaliswithaview says :

    Actually, I was thinking about melanistic tigers, but you may have just picked up on the two-colour thing reverberating with you own bicolour thoughts of penguins. We might be related though. I routinely hide in a box of beanbag polystyrene that somebody threw out.

  4. the howler and me says :

    you make me giggle.
    I WAS thinking about penguins, until you brought up bean-less beanbags.

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